Wednesday 13 April 2011
Open letter to Lorenzo Bini
20:05 | 
Posted by
Vicente
Dear "Mr." Lorenzo Bini Smaghi,
After reading your opinion on irish tax payers (http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0413/breaking15.html) I was faced with the incredible difficult dilemma of describing my opinion of you and your reasonings so I set myself on a quest to find the proper words for your incredibly sharp and bright comments: after examining the meaning of pedantic, barmpot, barmy, berk, blighter, fascist, bugger, stupid, idiotic, bubonic, lamer, asshole, divvy, dozy, eejit, gormless, grotty, manky, muppet, flat brained, arsehole, brainless, de-evolved, tyke, retorted, twisted fucked brain damaged, scoundrel, bully, bastard, nazi, retrograde, retarded, trash, garbage, wazzack, looser, trashy pervert, prat, poxy, shitfaced, soulless, bubblehead, crackhead, dick sucker, crackpot, ass eater,shit glutton, pee sack, pikey, mind raper and given the fact that I did not want to associate you to any other individual or group for fear attacking their respectability like mobster, thief, dictator, robber, financial prostitue, illiterated, cynic, demagogue, sofist, etc I'm afraid I have run out of words to appropiately describe your comments and the mind behind them.
In the mean time be assured that If I ever have the dishonor of meeting you, I will try to condense these words in a single and principled punch in your face, which will be a real honor to perform.
Attently,
An Irish taxpayer
After reading your opinion on irish tax payers (http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0413/breaking15.html) I was faced with the incredible difficult dilemma of describing my opinion of you and your reasonings so I set myself on a quest to find the proper words for your incredibly sharp and bright comments: after examining the meaning of pedantic, barmpot, barmy, berk, blighter, fascist, bugger, stupid, idiotic, bubonic, lamer, asshole, divvy, dozy, eejit, gormless, grotty, manky, muppet, flat brained, arsehole, brainless, de-evolved, tyke, retorted, twisted fucked brain damaged, scoundrel, bully, bastard, nazi, retrograde, retarded, trash, garbage, wazzack, looser, trashy pervert, prat, poxy, shitfaced, soulless, bubblehead, crackhead, dick sucker, crackpot, ass eater,shit glutton, pee sack, pikey, mind raper and given the fact that I did not want to associate you to any other individual or group for fear attacking their respectability like mobster, thief, dictator, robber, financial prostitue, illiterated, cynic, demagogue, sofist, etc I'm afraid I have run out of words to appropiately describe your comments and the mind behind them.
In the mean time be assured that If I ever have the dishonor of meeting you, I will try to condense these words in a single and principled punch in your face, which will be a real honor to perform.
Attently,
An Irish taxpayer
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